February 22, 2012 09:39 PM
Website Turns Dead Mormons into Gay Ones
Mitt Romney has taken a lot of heat recently over those "Baptisms of the dead" Jews who died in the Holocaust. Now with a new website called "All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay," you can turn a deceased Mormon into a gay one.
Via:
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
Careful, though...the site cautions "No take-backs."




I tried to convert the whole planet, but Joseph Smith has constructed a magic underwear death star to ward off attacks.
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It never ends with these guys.
Mormon Baptism Targets Anne Frank -- Again
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/morm...
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KOLOB, the Mormon Masterplanet
The creator in Mormonism is not transcendent. Rather, he dwells in his kingdom on one of the planets of our universe.
According to the Mormon scriptures (Doctrine and Covenants, Abraham 3) our galaxy, if not all galaxies, is posited to contain countless planets either already, or soon to be, inhabited by human-type life. The greatest of these planets is Kolob.
Kolob is said to be the greatest of the planets because it is "nearest unto the throne of God." But, it is also "the greatest of all the Kokau-beam that thou hast seen" ... "which signifies stars or all the great lights which were in the firmament of heaven."
Wall Street is just a parasite on the actual labor and investments of average Americans.
Banks play with futures, debt paper, complex financial instruments, and other peoples incomes.
Sell 'em short & help 'em crash - Tear 'em apart & sell the pieces
Mormons Baptize Anne Frank (Cenk Goes Off)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLFdX0-4clc
When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?
Not soon enough!
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